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    Take a Virtual Walk on a Southern California Beach

    Cooped up in a corporate American cubicle?  Pooped out by professional pompousness, palaver, and paperwork?  Or do you just want a little glimpse of the beach you love so much.  You can have it right here at BeachAlert archives (coming soon).

    Caught up in the corporate/professional rat race?  This new extra-curricular feature relieves stress, while it entertains and relaxes you as you sit at your desk.  Let BeachAlert free your mind, increase your creativity, and give you a well-deserved "beach break." 

    Written in a style suitable for a precocious six-year-old with a dictionary, BeachAlert is nice and simple, so you can just relax and enjoy it and won't have to furrow your brow to figure out what it's trying to say. And it's nice and short, so the boss won't get mad if you read it at work. 

     If you are the boss, you must be really busy.  You can read BeachAlert really fast and then get right back to being really busy. 

    Work may feed the body, but going to the beach feeds the soul. 

    BeachAlert can help you get your head on straight before the chaos of the day sets in.  Do they have chaotic days where you are? If not, BeachAlert may not be for you. 

    But can you say "seagull," boys and girls?  If you can, then chill out for a minute, and let your mind fly free.  Take a virtual walk on the beach with BeachAlert.  Your body and mind will thank you. 

       

    Okay?  Okay.  See you at the beach. 
     

    Need a book to read at the beach?

    Sample issue (used to be a weekly ezine -- BeachAlert Archives coming soon):

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    BeachAlert! #1 - Copyright 1998-2008 All rights reserved. 
    Welcome to BeachAlert! the zine that gets your head on 
    straight before the chaos of the day sets in.  You'll 
    get one at least once a week, because I take walks
    there almost every day.  You'll chill out just as if 
    you'd been there yourself.  Feel free to pass 
    BeachAlert! along to your friends, but please leave 
    all contact (and copyright) information intact so 
    that they may, if they wish, get their own subscription. 
    Ready?  Here we go: 
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                          BEACHALERT! 

                   by Lynn Fountain Campbell 
     

    Once upon a time there was a beautiful beach in 
    Southern California.  It had pretty little houses 
    lined up along the strand.  They cost a million 
    dollars.  Let's live there when we grow up, okay? 

    Then we could take a walk on the beach every day.  We 
    would see things  like runners and walkers, skaters 
    and cyclers, surfers and swimmers, lifeguards on 
    patrol, surf fishermen, and people hanging out on the 
    pier. 

    We would see seagulls and other kinds of birds, happy 
    little clams, and fishes swimming in the little pools 
    that happen when the tide is low.  We might even see 
    a seal or two. 

    The sand is vast, the ocean is vaster, and the sky is 
    vastest of  all.  How could any human problem seem 
    anything but trivial, in the face of all this 
    vastness. 

    All these creatures, human and otherwise, are happily 
    doing their thing, and nobody is messing with anybody 
    else. 

    No wonder folks at the beach mostly live happily ever 
    after. 

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    BeachAlert! is brought to you by Shear Perfection, 
    the chill-out capital of the universe.  Support our 
    sponsor.  Visit our virtual salon today at 
    http://www.shearperfection.com 
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